Tasteless
13-Jun-14
Casting sOs vs Solar - GSL Season 2
That was more one-sided than a Moebius strip, man.
02-Jun-14
As Maru lifts his CC at the start of the game to fly to the gold base on Habitation Station - Casting Maru vs Stork - GSL Season 2 Round of 16 Group C
I don't care about anybody else when Maru's CC lifts I touch myself!
01-Jun-14
Casting Maru vs Stork - GSL Season 2 Round of 16 Group C
Maru is so based he had two bases, his base and Stork's base.
24-May-14
Casting GSL Ro32 Group H
Tasteless: "Leenok is investing heavily in the late game."
Artosis: "He does have 99 drones..."
Tasteless: "... and a bitch ain't one."
Artosis: "He does have 99 drones..."
Tasteless: "... and a bitch ain't one."
20-May-14
Casting the GSL Ro32 Group F
I feel like SuperNova is the Bear Grylls of the Ro32 - It's like he's eating raw fish and drinking his own urin to get through this.
27-Apr-14
Casting DH Open
We call North Americans "casters".
21-Mar-14
Casting GSL Season 1
Tasteless: "My spirit animal is the Sloth."
Artosis: "My spirit animal is the Tasteless."
Artosis: "My spirit animal is the Tasteless."
20-Feb-14
GSL
Maru is the mayor of Sick City, but Classic is the Batman, the superhero guarding Sick City.
02-Oct-13
Starcraft tattoos - WCS Korea S3 Ro16
I have an Artosis face on my butt.
11-Sep-13
Casting WCS Korea GSL Premier Group G S3
What was the Starcraft unit that talked the least? The Mute-alisk.
08-Sep-13
Casting casting DRG vs Innovation WCS Korea Premier S3 R032
DRG is the sickest Zerg ... he might be the mayor of Sick City.
05-Sep-13
Casting WCS S3 Korea Challenger
Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world, has he won a GSL? No, he hasn't even come close!
01-Aug-13
Casting Flash vs Bbyong - WCS Korea Ro16 day 5
If you don't know who Flash is, you've been living under a rock for the last ten years of eSports.
01-May-13
Casting Bomber vs Shine G1 - WCS Korea Ro16
Shine is between a rock and a hard place but I guess you could say between a terran army and widow mines, it's about the same thing.
27-Apr-13
Casting Life vs Leenock - WCS Korea Ro32 Group G
Fighting games make people violent just like sports games make people better athletes.
19-Apr-13
After Flash 2-0ed Soulkey to advance 4-0 in his group - WCS Korea Season 1 Ro32 Group H
Flash is like an over-clocked human.
12-Apr-13
Casting Taeja vs Fantasy - WCS Korea Season 1 Ro32 Group D
Everything you do in life is easier if you grew up on the streets of Brood War.
22-Feb-13
On observers - WCS Oceania finals (12-Aug-2012)
In-game observing is actually incredibly difficult to do. You're basically like a futuristic cameraman in a video game trying to capture the right moments at the right time and show the audience.
17-Feb-13
The importance of StarCraft (full chat-log), casting MC vs. Curious G2 - 2013 GSL S1 Code S, Ro16, Group C
SC2 is basically somewhere in between the importance of penicillin and the flushing toilet. It's up there.
08-Feb-13
Casting Innovation vs Taeja G1 - 2013 GSL S1 Code S, Ro16, Group A
A marine army is really only worth as much as the medivacs it has around.
02-Dec-12
Casting Squirtle vs Nerchio in the GSLWC Finals - IPL5 Day3
Carriers. Haven't seen one of these in a long time. The flying paper-weights of StarCraft 2.
18-Nov-12
Brothers cast brothers, Tasteless and Day9 cast LucifroN vs VortiX - Ro16 BWC 2012
Day9: "Nick is actually casting with a busted rib right now, which is why I am trying hard not to be funny."
Tasteless: "It's OK. I'm on a bunch of painkillers right now, so I'm feeling totally groovy."
Tasteless: "It's OK. I'm on a bunch of painkillers right now, so I'm feeling totally groovy."
08-Nov-12
Tasteless turns into Speechless once again for a fairly horrid G2 between Innovation and Squirtle, Ro32 GSL Code S S5 Group G 2012
You know those super religious people that say they saw the statue of the Virgin Mary cry tears of blood? She probably was watching that game.
31-Oct-12
SC2 Game of Thrones - RorO vs Happy G1, Ro32 GSL Code S S5 2012
When you play the GSL of Thrones, either you win or you go to Code A.
29-Oct-12
Classic Tasteless from WCG 2006
If you guys think doing BMX tricks on a bike is hard then you guys haven't played StarCraft yet.
05-Oct-12
Casting Taeja vs Leenock - Ro8 GSL Code S S4 2012
My new style of commentary, any time a guy tries to do an all in I'm going to yell: YOLO!
23-Aug-12
On Nerchio's domination in group play at IEM Cologne
I'm not Tasteless, I'm Speechless.
19-Aug-12
The zombie possum - casting VortiX vs MVP (3-2) at IEM Cologne
VortiX, man, he's like a possum, you think he's dead then he gets up and kills you. That's not like a possum, it's like a zombie possum. That's the worst kind of possum. Read a book about it once.
17-Aug-12
Casting IEM Cologne
You're a sub-human if you don't like Starcraft.
28-Jul-12
Casting MC vs Seed (PvP) GSL S3 Code S Finals
There is this thing in PvP that we see very rarely called 'late-game'.
19-Jul-12
On learning Korean, Real Talk EP08
The more you study a language the more you realize you suck at it. It's just like Starcraft.
02-Jul-12
Competitive spirit, casting SC2WCS UK 2012
It's not about playing the perfect game, it's about winning.
09-Jun-12
Tastosis pylon, Casting MLG Spring Championship 2012
That's a Tastosis pylon right there, the Tasteless pylon backing up the Artosis pylon, everything's gonna be fine.
23-May-12
Day9 wins WCG USA 2005 (Broodwar)
Zerg is a race you gotta keep under control and, you know, Sean is an out of control guy.
22-Apr-12
Casting MLG Spring Arena #1
If someone asks you which country you're from, he's cheesing you.
19-Apr-12
On Huk's scouting probe shift-move patterns, GSL, Apr 2012
If I was a progamer, I would draw penises.
30-Mar-12
After TheSTC beat DRG, GSL Code S RO32, Mar 2012
TheSTC is so sick, we could call him TheSTD. Cause that's sick.
26-Mar-12
Casting at MLG Columbus, Mar 2012
You can't play Starcraft with a clenched fish.
25-Mar-12
Casting at MLG Columbus, Mar 2012
Tasteless: 'Oh my god, thats a bit of an... Artosis pylon there.'
Artosis: 'I cant believe you just said that to me at MLG!'
Artosis: 'I cant believe you just said that to me at MLG!'
27-Feb-12
MKP drops manner mules in the final, MLG Winter Arena 2012
He thinks he's won... has he won?!?
11-Jan-12
Casting GSL, Jan 2012
My little precious nerd face shouldn't be exposed to anything but an air conditioner.
On the shifting trend from TvT to ZvZs at IPL5 Day3 - Dec 2012
I got 2 PhDs in TvT man, you should've seen last year.