TotalBiscuit
11-Jun-14
Casting SunDisk SHOUTcraft
The 3rd base is a lie!
08-Jun-14
Casting SunDisk SHOUTcraft
If esports needed saving, and I don't believe it does, then this game would be there to do just that.
22-Mar-14
Casting Liquid.Snute vs MVP.Keen on the map Wrecking Ball - ShoutCraft Clan Wars
TB: "Are you actually trying to analyze this map, or just trying to come up with build orders for the next time you play on it?"
Qxc: "IT HAS A NEUTRAL REACTOR!"
Qxc: "IT HAS A NEUTRAL REACTOR!"
17-Mar-14
TotalBiscuit's thoughts on the state of SC2 on SoudnCloud
You realize why people are pissed about Protoss right now? You realize why people are pissed about the state of the eSports? It's because they actually give a shit.
26-Feb-14
Totalbiscuit on Arthur advancing over Bomber in the WCS America Group D Winner's Match
Well it's unfortunate that a popular Terran lost to a lesser known Protoss. The fallout is as predictable as you can imagine [...] I hate this situation just like I hated Broodlord/Infestor. Good players of the OP race get no credit for their wins. It benefits nobody.
12-Feb-14
As seen on reddit
SC2 will live even if I have to support the entire scene with my erect penis.
14-Dec-13
On the Shoutcraft Qualifier show
Watching Starcraft is like watching 10 games of chess on crack.
24-Nov-13
On twitter
It's not necessary to post that the other race is op every time a foreigner lose. It cheapens the accomplishments of both players.
14-Nov-13
The american hope, Polt - ongamers interview
[...] the guy most American fans root for as the 'American hope' is a Korean on a student visa.
04-Jun-13
TB on twitter
Be a caster if you want your choice in suits critiqued by guys in their underwear, it's one of the perks of the job.
13-May-13
Casting HelloKitty vs Suppy SHOUTcraft America 2013 Group C
Trying to do damage to roaches with an oracle is like trying to tickle a bear, it doesn't get you anywhere other than horribly mauled very very quickly.
16-Dec-12
Casting Mind vs Argo on Kespa Arkanoid - KT vs 8th Set3 / 2012-2013 Proleague
It is literally impossible to rush on this map, it actually cannot be done because of the number of rocks this map has. It is a Dustin Browder resort paradise.
13-Nov-12
Bomber takes 2nd at Lone Star Clash 2 in a great final series against Stephano
Bomber's Best is an ale that I would drink.
06-Nov-12
Casting Life vs Flash - MLG Dallas 2012
I'm quite surprised they didn't have to expand the booth to accomodate Flash's balls.
14-Jul-12
Design flaw, casting ShoutCraft Invitational 4, Jan 2012
What kind of engineer designed a seeker missile that can be outrun by a drone?
19-May-12
Huk (P), down 1 game vs Heart (T), goes proxy gate pressure (final 1-2 for Heart), MLG Spring Arena #2
I'm surprised Huk can move so easily with balls that big.
25-Feb-12
LiquidJesus and the baneling holocaust vs TSLPolt, ASUSROG Assembly Winter 2012
That's not a baneling bust, that's a baneling holocaust.
15-Jan-12
Thorzain vs DarkForce, SHOUTcraft Invitational 4, Jan 2012
Thorzain doesn't win games, he destroys minds.